First of all, a message to Paula Abdul: thank you, thank you, thank you.
All season long I’ve been waiting for you to give us a bizarre moment and you’ve let down your fans by acting relatively sane. Not tonight. Did I say thank you? I realized something was wrong when you were dancing a little too enthusiastically to Brooke White’s “I’m a Believer.” But then you went and judged Jason Castro’s second number - before he even performed it.
Now, either the judges are watching the rehearsals, and Paula had her thoughts already jotted down, or she’s once again showing her wacky, unpredictable side. I’m praying for the latter.
It’s kind of sad when the highlight of the show is a Paula slip (or is it?). I knew this would be a tough week with Neil Diamond as the guest mentor (see my previous blog), but who knew it would be this tough on the contestants, almost all of which looked fatigued. Here’s my rundown:
Jason Castro, “Forever in Blue Jeans,” “September Morn”: Does the dude have somewhere else he’s supposed to be? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a finalist more bored or more resigned to go home. He seems to shrug his way to stage, shrug his way through the songs and shrug his way through the judging. In fact, his name is now “Jason Shrugro.” (My apologies to Scooby-Doo) Guy should have gone home last week, guy should go home this week. Even if you’re a fan, don’t vote for him and put him out of his misery.
David Cook, “All I Really Need is You,” “I’m Alive”: Mad props to Cook for picking two lesser known songs (Mad props? I’ve been watching Randy too long). I wasn’t as enamored by the second song as the judges were (a little too grunge ballady for my taste) but for the first time, he is now the front runner in the contest.
Brooke White, “I’m A Believer,” “I Am…I Said.”: During “Believer,” I thought White was holding an Uzi, not a guitar. That’s how uncomfortable she looked. She performed slightly better in her second number, emulating the piano balladeers that came before her, but her voice is still the weakest of the bunch. If it was me, I would put her and Castro on the final stools.
David Archuleta, “Sweet Caroline,” “America”: OK, we get it. You’re young. You’re adorable. You’ve got a huuuuuuge voice. But would I pay $45 to see you in concert? Not yet. Archuleta picks smart, safe choices that play to his strengths, but his strengths are the same as Clay Aiken’s - and no, that’s not a compliment. He can still win it all, but he has to prove he can play outside his comfort zone and wow more than teenage girls.
Syesha Mercudo, “Hello Again,” “I Thank the Lord For the Night Time”: I’ve been pretty open about how much I love this contestant. She, above all of them, has the best chance at a successful post-Idol career, although it’s more likely to be on Broadway than on the pop charts. That, of course, is not what the contest is about and why she probably won’t win, but dang it if she didn’t impress me again. “Hello Again” reminded me of Olivia Newton John’s version of “Hopelessly Devoted to You” - and yes, that is a compliment. It was sweet, vulnerable and full of hope. A ballad for any teenage girl. She didn’t go quite far enough with “Thank the Lord,” but came close enough to capturing some Motown spirit that she deserved to finish in the top 3. In reality, based on the past few weeks, Simon is probably right.
My vote: White and Castro in the bottom with Castro going home
Your vote: Probably Mercudo and Castro in the bottom. Castro has to go be leaving. Right? Right?